Movie MemeHey look! I got tagged by
Mike to do a movie meme. Why in the world would he ever think that I liked
movies??
1. Popcorn or candy?I like both a great deal, but I find that candy is easier to sneak in from outside the theater (shhhh).
2. Name a movie you've been meaning to see forever.
There's too many on the list, but since Mike sent this to me I must admit that I still haven't watched Stroszek. I believe I fell asleep within the first 5-10 minutes and I've been "getting around to watching it" ever since.
3. You are given the power to recall one Oscar: Who loses theirs and to whom?Too many people in this world possess undeserved Oscars! Who am I to pick one??? Well, I suppose I'd go back as far as last year and give that freaking Best Picture Oscar to Brokeback, where it belongs. Last year was such a fine year for film, I'm ashamed of the disappointing award distribution. Plus I'm lazy and I don't want to think about this too hard.
4. Steal one costume from a movie for your wardrobe. Which will it be?ooo! This probably works best for me because I'm a girl. Too bad I don't have a memory for movie-fashion. I'd probably pick something from Ginger Roger's collection of long, flowing gowns because they are just so classy, and now they're vintage too. Chances are they even fit.
5. Your favorite film franchise is...Probably good old Indiana Jones, a staple. I love love love the Harry Potter books as a franchise, but the movies mostly suck (aside from the last one). Lord of the Rings had way too many battle scenes. Indiana has never failed me, though.
6. Invite five movie people over for dinner. Who are they? Why'd you invite them? What do you feed them?Movie people? Aside from the crew members, I presume? I think I'd like to have Miranda July (You, Me and Everyone We Know), 'cause she seems like she'd be funny and odd in that adorable way. Probably Jeff Daniels so we could talk about Michigan politics and his economic development commercials and CMU. Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton just to see what they are like as real people, and because I think they are both deeply, weirdly awesome. And of course Johnny Depp, no explanation necessary. I don't think they could come to my place because "movie people" are such nicotine addicts (plus there's no room in my little one-bedroom apartment). We'd eat at some nice-but-not-too-nice vegetarian restaurant, of course. Or maybe I'd take them to the little Mexican place down the road. They have great salsa.
7. What is the appropriate punishment for people who answer cell phones in the movie theater?I'm not cruel, I'd just kick them out, no refund. Maybe break their phones. Who answers the phone during a film anyway?
8. Choose a female bodyguard: Ripley from Aliens. Mystique from X-Men. Sarah Connor from Terminator 2. The Bride from Kill Bill. Mace from Strange Days.Mystique, because she could disguise herself as a big man when I needed the intimidating thug factor, and otherwise she could go in disguise as a regular person. Plus she's really good at kicking ass. The real question here is why the hell would I need a bodyguard?
9. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen in a movie?I like some horror films and all, but I just can't recall one that was powerful enough for me to remember.
10. Your favorite genre (excluding comedy and drama) is?Do I have to pick a favorite? Is dark comedy excluded? Maybe animated movies. They're like candy. Documentaries are another one.
11. You are given the power to greenlight movies at a major studio for one year. How do you wield this power?Simple. I'd spend the year greenlighting the best films regardless of their potential to make money. They'd probably fire me before my year was up, but at least I'll have made the world a better place for the time being. Also: abosolutely no remakes of old tv shows, and no sequels (unless they are extremely well-written)
12. Bonnie or Clyde?Bonnie. Clyde was gay, and she was better looking anyway.
13. Who are you tagging to answer this survey?Three J's:
Jamil,
Jeff, and
Jax